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Hey Gen X!

Remember the days when we drank from garden hoses and roamed free until the streetlights came on? We were raised on hose water and a healthy dose of neglect—and we turned out this awesome!

Introducing our latest unisex tee: "Raised on HOSE WATER & NEGLECT."
This isn’t just a shirt; it’s a badge of honor. We grew up tough, independent, and resilient, handling life with grit and humor.

This shirt is for those who embrace their rugged upbringing and laugh at the simplicity of our childhood. It’s a tribute to the resilience and strength that define our generation.
Raise your hand if you still drink from the hose...

Slip into this tee and let everyone know that you’re proud of your Gen X roots. Being Gen X means you’ve got the toughness and tenacity that only hose water and neglect can breed.

Perfect for casual outings, nostalgic gatherings, or just to share a laugh with fellow Gen Xers. Grab yours today and wear your childhood memories with pride!

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

Raised on HOSE WATER & NEGLECT your new favorite t-shirt

PriceFrom $23.50
Excluding Sales Tax
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